Yolandi, Yolandi Please hold my handyTumblr (3.0; @cokburger)http://cokburger.tumblr.com/<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PKffm2uI4dk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Sad Cat Diary (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dk&feature=share" target="_blank">zefrank1</a>)</p>http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51138631532http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51138631532Thu, 23 May 2013 19:31:55 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee1492e462810137ac7d3e6f4b530d8a/tumblr_mn7gr2pLKu1qe6vsbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gq.tumblr.com/post/51072557336/gq-groucho-marx-morning-shot" target="_blank">gq</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”</p> <p>- <strong><a href="http://www.gq.com/style/blogs/the-gq-eye/2013/05/your-morning-shot-julius-groucho-marx.html?mbid=social_tumblr_gqmagazine" target="_blank">Groucho Marx</a></strong></p> </blockquote>http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51135852231http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51135852231Thu, 23 May 2013 17:45:57 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/22ea691389f2a79d07ca25dda79bfebe/tumblr_mn73koh0RC1qae43so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129506659http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129506659Thu, 23 May 2013 15:03:10 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e4da7d03e8b0c4524084598bd49690cc/tumblr_mkqg5frKwh1s96utdo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129497913http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129497913Thu, 23 May 2013 15:03:00 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/68ba1fdb88d993690111d19b5c5d7ab3/tumblr_mn2qt01RQT1rula43o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129495271http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129495271Thu, 23 May 2013 15:02:57 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meg9ji2wtD1rhg5lso1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meg9ji2wtD1rhg5lso2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://highfiveshiningstrike.tumblr.com/post/50928334455" target="_blank">highfiveshiningstrike</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ACTING</p> </blockquote>http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129493956http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129493956Thu, 23 May 2013 15:02:55 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvptjgPYy81qjui5ko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvptjgPYy81qjui5ko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvptjgPYy81qjui5ko3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvptjgPYy81qjui5ko4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvptjgPYy81qjui5ko5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvptjgPYy81qjui5ko6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvptjgPYy81qjui5ko7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvptjgPYy81qjui5ko8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://toricloudy.tumblr.com/post/51113201766/why-i-will-never-play-wow-this-is-exactly-what-i" target="_blank">toricloudy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why i will never play WoW… this is exactly what i figured my boyfriend was going to do to me for 6 months in our relationship</p> </blockquote>http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129491185http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129491185Thu, 23 May 2013 15:02:52 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b74b97843180ddaa5eddd41ffc2cfe2/tumblr_mmzc6aLurV1qdlh1io1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://10knotes.1000notes.com/post/51112383402/pushy-woman-enters-exit" target="_blank"> </a></p>http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129488660http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129488660Thu, 23 May 2013 15:02:49 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/05f7b4ba47a90637ec5e177a9fe927d4/tumblr_mn171ji3jM1r03eaxo1_r1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://onewordnocaps.tumblr.com/post/50895198521/joisus" target="_blank">onewordnocaps</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>joisus</p> </blockquote>http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129480789http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129480789Thu, 23 May 2013 15:02:40 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d8886ad6ed0287f7cf5629143806b51/tumblr_mmi81xTwmc1qzqvm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ashleykatchadoorian.tumblr.com/post/51028314321/lickypickystickyme-apparently-everybody-could" target="_blank">ashleykatchadoorian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lickypickystickyme.tumblr.com/post/49971022287/apparently-everybody-could-use-a-little-penis-in" target="_blank">lickypickystickyme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.</p> </blockquote> <p>i prefer a lot</p> </blockquote>http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129474091http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129474091Thu, 23 May 2013 15:02:32 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6591dd0658fe24dd728c7e4fd79f346c/tumblr_mmynk1kpGE1qg0u4go1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://frompillow.tumblr.com/post/50674702415/that-must-be-lonely" target="_blank">frompillow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>“That must be lonely.”</em></p> </blockquote>http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129471998http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129471998Thu, 23 May 2013 15:02:29 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f300acd4929474693eba7e3db885ad1/tumblr_mk2nhxR18V1s7kht3o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129468966http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129468966Thu, 23 May 2013 15:02:26 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba70b61579ca25a3301c3a8c419e8542/tumblr_mn3tveiQyC1qly3wvo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e593ba7057d35155f8eeb45593acafdb/tumblr_mn3tveiQyC1qly3wvo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/df1388d59f98b63bb8a1558e2f6389a9/tumblr_mn3tveiQyC1qly3wvo9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f1631107dec12bbdaa1e3fc385447618/tumblr_mn3tveiQyC1qly3wvo3_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dd6d8e435187cda50e9371c8a2d3b1c0/tumblr_mn3tveiQyC1qly3wvo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d6e1ca148f04f409cc3d184ddbf38ba/tumblr_mn3tveiQyC1qly3wvo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ccc7aaab5cacd6cb8df5c8d1d8f41eaf/tumblr_mn3tveiQyC1qly3wvo5_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e08fc4a22cd9cbb3c1f65a943ed012bd/tumblr_mn3tveiQyC1qly3wvo7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f3cb6cdbce222ad0bde3a65da8b401c/tumblr_mn3tveiQyC1qly3wvo8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bohemea.tumblr.com/post/51125748634" target="_blank">bohemea</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>MY QUEEN!</p> </blockquote>http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129466978http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129466978Thu, 23 May 2013 15:02:23 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39773e27d4284cf9fbb507e0c976953a/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d4b89753557a0e0e0bc420954885dcc7/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/22db3f81f67d306173b3f8d01575309e/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0eb456a675d499f0473d090572c140c9/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thepotatoofrage.tumblr.com/post/51071589817/story" target="_blank">thepotatoofrage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://popwatch.ew.com/2013/05/21/zach-galifianakis-homeless-woman-mimi-haist/" target="_blank">Story</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129464745http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51129464745Thu, 23 May 2013 15:02:21 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md722dhm291rhsiwao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://8yearoldslut.tumblr.com/post/50475475018/me-arriving-at-the-gates-of-hell" target="_blank">8yearoldslut</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me arriving at the gates of hell</p> </blockquote>http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51046480584http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51046480584Wed, 22 May 2013 13:55:37 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8cb078bf5b16920928577dbd25f28fc/tumblr_mn57x3BEio1rawsk6o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7b64b29d0824497d52d6016b593c36c/tumblr_mn57x3BEio1rawsk6o10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ca91d144026e4933e4a1f52a6c6ef0a6/tumblr_mn57x3BEio1rawsk6o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9190fa0ad6a4862c4d58d1ffd7bb7a92/tumblr_mn57x3BEio1rawsk6o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a1332a9c7c4a89b8d47175b1b084d21/tumblr_mn57x3BEio1rawsk6o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e1e263ad6c970460f8290cdbb9c97eba/tumblr_mn57x3BEio1rawsk6o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0c3d28b5c6a336190859e78b5301cc0d/tumblr_mn57x3BEio1rawsk6o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/33814c33b576f7e0b2ad1ab9a30b230e/tumblr_mn57x3BEio1rawsk6o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c59c70dd125ffad926774e353f551446/tumblr_mn57x3BEio1rawsk6o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/635cb4aea789564fe5a95a2776561f4f/tumblr_mn57x3BEio1rawsk6o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>Poehler-oids [<a href="http://www.vulture.com/2011/09/poehlerucb.html#photo=4x00005" target="_blank">x</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51046477297http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51046477297Wed, 22 May 2013 13:55:34 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnvla7XU8k1qba9fro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://loltime.1000notes.com/post/51042112162/this-post-has-been-featured-on-a-1000notes-com" target="_blank"> </a></p>http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51046475127http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51046475127Wed, 22 May 2013 13:55:32 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e87d1aa669d678dcb3dd2203ac1fef6/tumblr_mn61uk7E7u1qm3165o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mosoli.tumblr.com/post/51013035494/im-still-laughing-at-this" target="_blank">mosoli</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>im still laughing at this</p> </blockquote>http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51046472816http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51046472816Wed, 22 May 2013 13:55:30 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b73fd10a8a7fb10ac20b15fca89dbc2b/tumblr_mn617pmSrU1r4xp1so1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a7e523be274a12b5f487c0b2da77e983/tumblr_mn617pmSrU1r4xp1so2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jonnytodd.tumblr.com/post/51042389273/fuck-the-kids-they-can-kiss-my-ass" target="_blank">jonnytodd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Fuck the kids they can kiss my ass!</p> </blockquote>http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51046470682http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51046470682Wed, 22 May 2013 13:55:28 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b7be1fccda6b7fe0a754a811735789ff/tumblr_mn5xtnZFYb1rsivldo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51046469562http://cokburger.tumblr.com/post/51046469562Wed, 22 May 2013 13:55:27 +1000